Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Minnesota Vikings
5:20 p.m., Thursday
Not since a scandalous 2005 houseboat sex party on Lake
Minnetonka with several Florida hookers have the Vikings been this excited
about letting little Buccers from Tampa Bay drop anchor at the Mall of America
Field.
The 5-2 Vikings, who are ahead of the Green Bay Packers
(4-3) and just behind the Chicago Bears (5-1) in the tough NFC North, are
slightly favoured to shipwreck the Buccaneers (2-4), who have been on fire
offensively but can’t play defence when it matters.
It should be a high scoring affair – imagine using the word
affair in a Vikings-related story, eh – and the good folks at Bleacher Report
suggest this just might be “the best Thursday night game” on the NFL schedule,
which is good considering it will be up against Game 2 of the World Series in
San Francisco where the comeback Giants face the Detroit Tigers.
The big news for the wonderful wife today is not baseball’s
Fall Classic or Thursday Night Football, but the fact Marky Mark Sanchez has split
with Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria. The 25-year-old Jets quarterback
is now single again and the smiling wife has him back on her ever-growing list of options, which is
starting to resemble a very thick NFL playbook!
Longoria, at age 37, recently released a new cook book, a
new fragrance and now a quarterback who likes to connect with ladies from
around the globe, but can’t find receivers 10 yards in front of him. Just
saying!
Thursday prediction: Vikings, by 8 points or more.
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